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50 Reasons Not To date a graphic desinger

五月 6, 2011

哇哦~竟然有人用了50条证据来证明“平面设计师”这个职业是多么的令人“伤脑筋”!如果您之前阅读过我们那篇关于“什么是平面设计”的文章的话,相信您不难发现这50条确实是有根据的。坦率的讲,这样一个工作起来像跑马灯般忙碌的职业,难免会在日积月累中形成一些“不良习惯”。如果你不相信这些人会不堪忍受你的打扰而掀掉桌子,那你可以壮起胆量试一试;当你无休止地要求他们按照你脑中意愿修改方案的时候,此时他们多半想的也是掀掉桌子(甚至在脑海中正在想象着用一千种方式痛扁你)。谁会对这些“怪人”发生兴趣?事实证明不在少数,因为他们真的是一群可爱但有强烈责任感与使命感的家伙!

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1. They are very weird people.
    他们是一群非常奇怪的人(类)。
 
2. There are billions of them in the world, like colors on the screen of your computer.
    在全世界,这样的家伙多得就像你电脑屏幕上的色彩。
 
3. They will analyse conversations in layers.
    他们会用处理(软件)图层的态度,层层分析谈话的含义。
 
4. You will spend the day assembling furniture from IKEA.
    你得花一整天跟他们一起组装从宜家搬回来的家具。
 
5. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
    如果他们喜欢这些食物的包装,不管里面装了什么,他们都会统统放进嘴里。
 
6. They hate each other.
    他们讨厌彼此。(这个现象在任何行业中都存在;或者在有自恋倾向的人眼中,别人都是难以被认同的)
 
7. You’ll come out the last out of the movies because you have to see the full list of credits.
    你会是最后一个走出影院的人,因为你得陪他看完演职员字幕才能走。(这是尊重别人劳动的好习惯)
 
8. They can’t change a light bulb or without making a sketch.
    他们换不了一个灯泡,或者说。。得先准备一张草图才可以行动。
 
9. They fuck up all the tables with their cutters.
    如果有人打扰到他们,他们会掀掉桌子给你好看。(放心,不是在任何时候任何场合)
 
10. They rather study the paisley pattern on your outfit than listen to what you have to say.
      他们宁愿研究你外套上的佩斯利涡漩花纹,也不会关心你刚刚说了些什么。
 
11. They will fill your house with magazines and whatever is out there that has drawings.
      他们会在你家堆满杂志,或者随便什么带有图画的玩意儿。
 
12. You never know if it is really an original or a copy.
      你永远不会知道那是原版的还是仿冒的。
 
13. They make collages with your photos.
      他们会拿你的照片玩拼图。
 
14. They do not know how to add and subtract, they just understand letters.
      他们不懂什么是加与减,他们只认字母。
 
15. They idolize people who nobody knows and speak of them as if they were his colleagues.
      他们崇拜那些没名没号的人物,聊起这些人来彷彿就像他们是同事一样。
 
16. They take pictures almost daily and all are cut in weird shapes.
      他们几乎每天都要拍照,并且都喜欢把照片剪裁成怪异的形状。(也有相当一部分不喜欢拍照,就爱闲着发呆的)
 
17. They ask your opinion about everything but they do whatever they want.
      他们什么都要寻求你的意见,但结果他们还是按照自己的意愿行事。
 
18. Everything is left justified, right or center unless they arrive late.
      什么东西都要左对齐、右对齐,或者居中对齐,除非他们晚点了。(恩!这是病,得治!)
 
19. They hate Comic Sans with the same passion they love Helvetica.
      他们狂热地讨厌着 Comic Sans 字体正如他们狂热地偏爱 Helvetica 字体一样。(Times字体家族也很棒!)
 
20. They use iPhone for everything, because everyone has one.
      他们用iPhone做每一件事,因为他们人手一台。(曾经的诺基亚也是他们膜拜的对象)
 
21. You can not decorate the house without consulting them.
      你不能在咨询他们意见之前就装饰你的房子。
 
22. They steal street signs.
      他们偷走街头的路牌。(还有KTV房间内的装饰品)
 
23. Always carry their hands painted with something.
      他们的手总是染着某种彩色涂料。
 
24. They buy dolls unfinished for them to paint.
      他们买玩偶的半成品,就为了自己可以来上色。
 
25. Everything becomes something other than what it really is: cards as tickets, cards as …
      任何事物在他们的观念中总不是事物的原本定义。比如说拿卡片当作门票,拿卡片当作XX等等。
 
26. When arguing, you will be nicknamed like the OSX spinning wheel (not affectionately)
      当你们发生争论时,你会被取个类似苹果系统里的彩色转轮之类的绰号。(当然不是昵称)
 
27. Do not know how to dress without consulting the Pantone book.
      不看国际标准色卡他们简直就不知道该怎么打扮自己。(完全低估我们对色彩控制的能力,污蔑!)
 
28. They hate Excel.
      他们讨厌 Excel 这样的制表软件。(还有AutoCAD)
 
29. They read comics.
      他们看漫画书。
 
30. They want to save the world only with a poster. 
      他们想用海报招贴拯救这个世界。
 
31. You will spend the day brainstorming.
      你会花一整天来和他一起做头脑风暴。
 
32. On vacation they will take you to countries that you do not know exist and have no beach.
      他们会带你去你从没听说过的国家度假,而且那里不会有海滩。
 
33. Museums are their second home.
      博物馆是他们的第二个家。
 
34. They know more positions than the Kamasutra.
      他们想要的姿势比印度爱经都多。
 
35. They can’t go to a restaurant without secretly critiquing the menu design.
      在没有私下鉴赏过某餐馆的菜单设计之前,他们是不会去那家餐馆的。
 
36. They listen to music you have never heard of.
      他们听你从没听过的音乐。
 
37. They can′t cook a normal dish, they always have to experiment with new ingredients.
      他们不会做一道正常的菜,源于他们总喜欢尝试新作料。
 
38. They read rare books: stories of children, Semiotics …
      他们总看些奇怪的书:儿童故事、语言符号学等等。
 
39. When you are going to tell you something, everyone has read it in their facebook and twitter.
      当他要跟你说什么事的时候,你们所认识的所有亲朋好友都会从他们的facebook和twitter上看到。
 
40. They have own iPods before you knew they existed.
      你在知道他们存在之前就已经知道他们都有自己的iPod了。
 
41. The orgasm they remember is when they heard that Adobe was acquiring Macromedia.
      他们能记得的性高潮是发生在他们听说 Adobe 收购 Macromedia 的那一刻。(多么伟大的事件~)
 
42. They have their own shops just for them and there are the most expensive in the city.
      他们有固定买东西的地方,但那里的东西往往是全城最贵的。
 
43. They want to spend all the money in the Apple Store.
      他们愿意在苹果专卖店里花光所有的钱,让自己一个子儿都不剩。
 
44. You will never understand their gifts.
      你永远不懂他们送你的礼物。
 
45. They see ordinary objects and laugh.
      他们会看到寻常物件时开怀大笑。
 
46. You wake up in the middle of the night hearim them screaming 「When is the deadline?」
      你会在半夜里被他们的惊叫(什么时候截稿?!)吓醒。
 
47. They see CMYK and RGB like Neo sees the Matrix.
      他们看到的 CMYK 和 RGB 如同《黑客帝国》电影中Neo 眼里的矩阵。
 
48. They dream of the day nobody will make a single change to their designs.
      他们总妄想着有一天终于没有人再会改动他们的设计。
 
49. They rather pay for a font than for a special birthday gift.
      他们宁愿花钱买字体也不会想去买份特别的生日礼物。
 
50. They are always sleepy because they work 24/7.
      他们总是睡不醒的样子,因为他们每周工作七天,每天工作24小时。

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